Stupendous
Pokémon Math Pimping Workbooks
If an Articuno sold a ho
in Pallet Town to Indigo Plateau for $100, how many Ice Beam
attacks could it execute if the bitch took the money? Hone your
math skills with a new line of workbooks.
Pokémon
Sex World CD
This Special Collector's
Edition Enhanced CD contains 3 boring zany songs, a 1 minute
video of the Pokémon World Sex Finals, Pokémon Penis Screensaver
and 4 different Pokémon Watersports World Wallpapers.
Ultimate
Loser Strategy
Even the greatest Pokémon
nerds need a little help every now and then. (for sure)
Prime
Pokémon Sheet Music
Think you have a future
career in the music business? Ha! Think again! Before you get
your hopes up, try rockin' out to the stupid PokéRap and the
lameass Pokémon Theme on your kazoo or banjo.
Pokémom Nerd Discovered!
Pete Schwartz of North
Carolina is Nintendo's Ultimate PokéMOM contest nerd.
