marginally uncool links
the next uncool link! I just foud a solution to my Borderlands mouse zoom problem
- Disco Bears Text Pong. It's the movie about the game. what if Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski? best myspace page ever - more tempurpedic whining - Indian Thriller will thrill you and pop machine post-its will ?? you.
- landover baptist's mockery - fixing the web - sad my little pony fun, the $1 image stabilizer and improv everywhere
- listening to movies and quitting caffeine oh, also losery 3d email and net neutrality
- super nasty spider bite video, beans and this embarrassment are fun. The web looks better on standards compliant browsers. (IE renders this page incorrectly.) And a reliable host serves better pages. My fave of the firms for public relations cleveland.
- this idiocy, slave Leias and rage against sleep are not as worldly as this uncool shirt. Got a site w/ a pagerank >3? Let's trade links. Keke Palmer is so uncool.
- out-of-control Japanese Spiderman or try this weird flash game
- Kucinich, Paul and Richardson for 2008 I gave them each $10. Thinking of giving $10 to Gravel too. Who do you support? Who do others support? tlc coupon - laser eyes man!
- RIAA is targeting your grandmother The best search engine optimization around. AOL question mark email fix.
- the best essay in the world - wholesale pearls pearl drums ? Bleu ursula major ursula minor chords
- a page that makes uncoolcentral look cool, Tempurpedic mattress comparison and this uncool keyword search engine
- need new friends? meet my latest hero and this kook and rc6 and Cheap Flights - flight deals to Cabo and many other destinations.
- This guy is a Paint MVP while this other guy clearly sold out - what is the ideal home humidity
- please re-setting CPU frequency and other stupid error messages or make your own
after the crash is very telling, as are superheroes'
- webpagesthatsuck - dissing
on the dead Pope, imposible
to read, and Whitesnake
- extreme birdwatchers - how do they feel about the cat
- the latest web
museum & a phreaky
- talk about uncool... drug
expiration dates are BS
- their absolutely
wrong winter wonderland and something less
- why ask why? try bud
- the three best online museums:"hall
of douchebags" bad album art and the climax
reports are really free already in most of the US. get yours,
deal with collections,
then play with Grover
on a bender.
- The Structure of Romantic and Sexual
Relations at "Jefferson High School"
- Who is George
Watters II anyhow?
- The dark
room is a
neat uncool game. So is pinball.
and pinball in athens
- Time to make some neat-o
jargony nonsense while you disintermediate
- Kids digging
a hole in your yard? Time to slap'm
around. Hell, get
one of these to replace your kid! But keep the military out of schools.
- Ah... clowns and tapeworms have something in common. (I fear them!)
edit your fave movies down to size while we imprison evil snails. Shoulda got the Pussy Snorkel.
- So you think you want a National
- fuck Kerry. fuck Bush. Elect
Samuel L. Jackson.
- the 2004 Webby Awards are out, but these 2000
turn of the century games didn't make it on there.
- look down,see amazing chalk art, avoid slug
- get yer hostess
choco-diles (but not
creamed corn) at your local suckmart
- i submited altered pix to a photojobs site. my
favorites [ 1 ][ 2 ][ 3 ][ 4 ]
too can be a surrealist painter
- speaking of... series of art - from sober to tripping
hard - to coming down
- these people like
to go where they're not supposed to go
- i've killed thousands... at the kill
everyone project - titler it's a thing of byooty
- looking for that lost web page? use the
- people say
great things when they're about to die and a lot of people about
to die say a lot of things in
- request a free @uncoolcentral.com email address POP or fwd!
- somebody had fun
with eBay feedback. inspiring me.
AI - think of something, machine guesses, sort of - while these crazy-ass mofos will actually deliver
sushi grade shiznizz right to my door.
- i always loved optical
illusions as a kid
- sure... take
my rights permanently. if there was ever a reason to email
your rep or senator,
this broad insult is it.
- best 5
minute movie on the net?
- make a virtual
human and then watch what happens when you feed it 250 whoppers
- somebody invented a pudding
cloak of invisibility... um...
I've actually "played" with one of these. I'd like to own
- anagrammy awards rude
- inappropriate suicide
bombing game and either an anti-hero
or antichrist you want to bomb
- movies in your future and ooh... satellites tres uncool
- change these
- these yahoos spend *way* too much time spinning their music
- more slacker
yahoos, but this time with a copy of photoshop and odd film obsession
overheard at the STD clinic or doin'
the community thing some other time - ever seen Office Space? like staplers?
- another link for the worst band
Articles from the Coatcheck of the Apocalypse." is just uncool
- new children's books - exit
mundi... obsessed with annihilation - john
asks several poignant questions
- clips from Pacino and Schwarzenegger flicks + phone
= fun - oh... ninjas ...of course
- Mozilla (and firefox) both blow sucky Internet Explorer out of the water.
- dandreifortsucks.org archived forever? this had me rolling... mmmm
guru rating service. free and uncool. that's Rating, not Dating
Dudes... the uncool animated classic
Hawking's other job is it scarrier than bacteria... they live forever!!!
- using lavalamps to generate random numbers
- the happy
fun ball is dangerously uncool
- my coworkers say these
games suck. I think some of them are OK. and a new twist on an uncool
- I didn't believe it, until they bit me. PayPal sucks. the proof is in the pudding (basis for punch drunk love)
- Mahir's original site - the
guy who makes Mahir look cool and then this
guy makes the guy who makes Mahir look cool look cool
- homunculus is the coolest thing you'll find here
- this site is pretty shitty but baiting.org is
hooking and then sinking the pedophiles
- carry the weight of the world on your shoulders?
this will verify
- though shocking and twisted, ethanrand.com is also Uncool
Cave of Magic takes the proverbial cake... years ago, it briefly epiphanized
- doing my part miserable
failure and total
disaster and waffles homophobes more on Google
- this is here simply to choke email harvesting spambots
totally uncool uncool links
Uncool scientists test straight men
How many beers does it take?
You can still buy Bud Dry?
Why ask why?
Only you can help.
Hot Tempurpedic action!
Fresh reviews of uncool (great) music
The hottest mullet on the web
Hot mullet action?
Know any douchebags?
IBM... for pirates
...or IBM taken over by pirates
Dan Dreifort music galore
Tastes great. Less filling.
No, that's DEER, not beer. Dumbass.
It's time to floss the jam.
Sexy, sexy band.
It's what I do for a living
for other people... clearly not for myself
Psychadelic alien rawk
band teetering on the edge of nothing
The uncool interview
the best character actor of our time
these videos are totally boss!
Public art gone wrong
truly sucky public art
Get a call from a lesbian.
a totally HOT lesbo!
Mexico vacation on the cheap
best tacos EVER!
Does Hughes beat Starband & Wildblue?
and how EVDO beat them both
Homedics offers both crap and pure gold
which do you want in a shiatsu chair?
Bids start at $5k
buy one for mom!
Tubs and pots - acclaimed
seriously, you love tubs and pots
the NNFA didn't see it coming
How uncool are you?
take the cool test today!
Wear the uncool badge with pride.
cheap! yummy! comfy! um...
Amazing new service
save time and money
It's like slashdot, but uncool.
actually, it's not much like slashdot
The great satan
get your pokemon sex right here
yeah, had to use quotes. don't want to get sued.
100k of ancient "don't call it a blog."
is it a protoblog?
Rock laced w/ Latin and jazz grooves
this band is awesome!
a dated bio
some actually bought it
people were suckers in y2k
paving the path to hell
this guy is a riot
a formerly reliable web host, wow
Calico Hosting rocked
a defunct uncool band
so many dead bands. like a graveyard .
an uncool review of Episode II
not a good review, but a review nonetheless
wacky Quaker boarding school story
true and amazing
wisdom in the worst way
OSJB owns your mom
really just another vanity fair
might not be available
exclusive photos NSFW
two bands one site
dan pete jamey paul frank roman
Xena the dogsitter - NSFW
another NSFW story...
I'm glad I know people who do this stuff
check out the images page
all things dreifort family
it's a start page. I'll make one for you too!
under construction soon
Give us beer money now.