marginally uncool links

• what if Shakespeare wrote The Big Lebowski?- more tempurpedic whining -and pop machine post-its
• landover baptist's mockery - fixing the web - sad my little pony fun, and improv everywhere
• solution to Borderlands mouse zoom problem
• quitting caffeine oh, also losery 3d email and net neutrality
• super nasty spider bite video
• this idiocy, slave Leias this uncool shirt.
• out-of-control Japanese Spiderman or try this weird flash game
• RIAA is targeting your grandmother The best search engine optimization around. AOL question mark email fix.
• the best essay in the world - wholesale pearls pearl drums ? Bleu ursula major ursula minor chords
• a page that makes uncoolcentral look cool, Tempurpedic mattress comparison and this uncool keyword search engine
• need new friends? meet my latest hero and this kook and rc6
• This guy is a Paint MVP while this other guy clearly sold out - what is the ideal home humidity
• please re-setting CPU frequency and other stupid error messages or make your own
• life after the crash is very telling, as are superheroes' religious affiliations
• webpagesthatsuck - dissing on the dead Pope, imposible to read, and Whitesnake scrolling!!
• extreme birdwatchers - how do they feel about the cat shelter?
• the latest web museum & a phreaky movie
• talk about uncool... drug expiration dates are BS
• their absolutely wrong winter wonderland and something less disturbing
• why ask why? try bud dry.
• the three best online museums:"hall of douchebags" bad album art and the climax museum.
• credit reports are really free already in most of the US. get yours, deal with collections, then play with Grover on a bender.
• The Structure of Romantic and Sexual Relations at "Jefferson High School"
• Who is George Watters II anyhow?
• The dark room is a neat uncool game. So is pinball. and pinball in athens
• Time to make some neat-o jargony nonsense while you disintermediate best-of-breed mindshare
• Kids digging a hole in your yard? Time to slap'm around. Hell, get one of these to replace your kid! But keep the military out of schools.
• Ah... clowns and tapeworms have something in common. (I fear them!)
• Bunnies edit your fave movies down to size while we imprison evil snails. Shoulda got the Pussy Snorkel.
• So you think you want a National ID system
• fuck Kerry. fuck Bush. Elect Samuel L. Jackson.
• the 2004 Webby Awards are out, but these 2000 turn of the century games didn't make it on there.
• look down,see amazing chalk art, avoid slug sex
• get yer hostess choco-diles (but not creamed corn) at your local suckmart
• i submited altered pix to a photojobs site. my favorites [ 1 ][ 2 ][ 3 ][ 4 ]
• you too can be a surrealist painter
• speaking of... series of art - from sober to tripping hard - to coming down
• these people like to go where they're not supposed to go
• i've killed thousands... at the kill everyone project - titler it's a thing of byooty
• looking for that lost web page? use the wayback machine
• people say great things when they're about to die and a lot of people about to die say a lot of things in texas
• zombie infection simulation
• somebody had fun with eBay feedback. inspiring me.
• awesome AI - think of something, machine guesses, sort of - while these crazy-ass mofos will actually deliver sushi grade shiznizz right to my door.
• i always loved optical illusions as a kid
• sure... take my rights permanently. if there was ever a reason to email your rep or senator, this broad insult is it.
• best 5 minute movie on the net?
• make a virtual human and then watch what happens when you feed it 250 whoppers
• somebody invented a pudding cloak of invisibility... um...
• fulchau... I've actually "played" with one of these. I'd like to own one.
• anagrammy awards rude rejects
• inappropriate suicide bombing game and either an anti-hero or antichrist you want to bomb
• movies in your future and ooh... satellites tres uncool
• change these people's screensaver
• these yahoos spend *way* too much time spinning their music backwards
• more slacker yahoos, but this time with a copy of photoshop and odd film obsession
• things overheard at the STD clinic or doin' the community thing some other time - ever seen Office Space? like staplers?
• another link for the worst band press photos
• Unclaimed Articles from the Coatcheck of the Apocalypse." is just uncool stuff
• new children's books - exit mundi... obsessed with annihilation - john asks several poignant questions
• clips from Pacino and Schwarzenegger flicks + phone = fun - oh... ninjas ...of course, and Jose Lima's wife naked?
• Mozilla (and firefox) both blow sucky Internet Explorer out of the water.
• dandreifortsucks.org archived forever? this had me rolling... mmmm
• sarlo's guru rating service. free and uncool. that's Rating, not Dating BTW. Star Dudes... the uncool animated classic
• Stephen Hawking's other job is it scarrier than bacteria... they live forever!!!
• using lavalamps to generate random numbers
• the happy fun ball is dangerously uncool
• my coworkers say these games suck. I think some of them are OK. and a new twist on an uncool game
• I didn't believe it, until they bit me. PayPal sucks. the proof is in the pudding (basis for punch drunk love)
• Mahir's original site - the guy who makes Mahir look cool and then this guy makes the guy who makes Mahir look cool look cool
• homunculus is the coolest thing you'll find here
• this site is pretty shitty but baiting.org is hooking and then sinking the pedophiles
• carry the weight of the world on your shoulders? this will verify your suspicions.
• though shocking and twisted, ethanrand.com is also Uncool
• The Cave of Magic takes the proverbial cake... years ago, it briefly epiphanized me
• doing my part miserable failure and total disaster and waffles homophobes more on Google bombing
• this is here simply to choke email harvesting spambots

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